🧀🐒 About Cheese Monkey Apparel
At Cheese Monkey, we live by a few simple rules:
1. Respect the Right: The Second Amendment is non-negotiable. It’s about self-defense, independence, and keeping the government in check. We’re not here to debate; we’re here to celebrate.
2. Stay Cheesy: Life’s too short to be serious. Whether it’s Sig P320 grenade joke or someone yelling “REEEEEE,” we keep the vibes light and the humor silly.
3. Safety First, Shenanigans Second: We’re all about responsible gun ownership. Clean your firearms, practice at the range, and then crack open a cold one and tell us how much you suck at shooting.
4. No Monkeying Around (Kinda): We’re serious about freedom but silly about everything else. Expect bad shooting, horrible dad jokes and sprinkles of retardation.
Cheese Monkey Collections
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Didn’t think I needed a hoodie with a cheese-loving monkey on it… but now I basically live in it. Super comfy and gets random compliments all the time
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Bought the ‘REAPER’ hoodie for my boyfriend and now he won’t stop wearing it. 10/10 chaos energy.
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I'm a sticker addict and these are by far the funniest and most durable ones I own. Slapped one on my water bottle and it's holding strong!
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I got the DON'T PAY THE ATF $200 tee and it’s legit the softest shirt I’ve worn. Cool design, too—it’s got personality.
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Customer service was fast, helpful, and friendly. Plus, the designs are way better than anything I’ve seen at big-box stores
